Fried Sidewalk Egg

When life hands you hot weather, make sidewalk egg! It’s end of the world as we know it, but my chickens feel fine. It’s fun and easy to cook on the sidewalk. Don’t actually do this. It’s not sanitary. This is just a joke. Read on to find out more about how to cook an egg on the sidewalk.

Step 1: Choose your egg

After you have chosen the egg of your choice, you will want to handle it delicately on your way to the blazing infernal sidewalk outside. Don’t forget to wear sunscreen!

Step 2: Choose your location

You might be inclined to cook an egg on your neighbor’s sidewalk. This may or may not be advisable. Be sure to get your neighbor’s permission first. Is your neighbor hungry? If so, make sure to offer them some of your delicious sidewalk egg.

Step 3: Crack your egg

Now that you have chosen your egg and your location, it is time to crack your egg. Carefully tap it on the sidewalk and let the contents spill out onto the ground like the blood of your enemies. Watch how it spreads and then starts to sizzle. You might need to give it a few minutes.

(Actual cooking time will vary based on sidewalk temperature. Don’t try this at home.)